Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.

Every girl before me was a mistake, and every girl after me will be a downgrade. TSM.

High heels, high GPA, high class, and high standards. TSM.

Fraternity house bathroom heart-to-hearts. TSM.

Not sure who I Facebook stalk more…guys I like, or girls I don’t. TSM.

Letters off, bottoms up. TSM.

Having way less drama than the TFM wall. We’ve obviously mastered the art of pretending to get along. TSM.

First drink I have ever bought in a bar was not for myself, but for a Marine, last night. TSM.

“She’s my sister and I love her, but…” TSM.

Some Ohio State fans asked my pledge sisters and me why we were dressed up for the Sugar Bowl. We said “welcome to the SEC.” TSM.