You know what’s hard? Waking up. You know what’s even harder? Waking up without an orgasm. Every day millions of women are waking up without immediately getting off. Maybe it’s because they’re single and don’t have someone to breathe morning breath in their face. Maybe it’s because they have someone to breathe morning breath in their face but he’s not that great in bed. Or maybe it’s because the idea of being touched by another human before having a cup of coffee sounds like cruel and unusual punishment.
Whatever it is, plenty of us out there are waking up without that big O.
But now? That’s all about to change. Enter The Little Rooster. Basically, it’s exactly what you think it would be. A vibrator you put in your pants that wakes you up at whatever time you want.
For the actually pretty low price of $120 you can wake up from your erotic dream about John Krasinski feeling fully satisfied and fulfilled. The little alarm that doesn’t make you hate your life has 27 different vibrating levels. 27. Which is like 25 more options than what you get with your boyfriend.
Unfortunately for our vaginas the alarm clock is currently sold out, because of course it is. But throw that bad boy on your Christmas list Pinterest board and don’t make eye contact with anyone when you unwrap it on December 25 and live orgasmically ever after..
[via Daily Mail, The Little Rooster]
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