Ugh. Please don’t make me go.
It begins when you get an email saying you’ve been called into standards.
You immediately freak out.
First you call your friends to discuss strategy. You’re concerned because you think they’ve already made up their minds.
Then you call your mom to complain about being called in at all.
Meeting day comes. You are called into the meeting and sit down.
You try and keep your cool.
You apologize for your actions, even though you don’t really think you did anything wrong.
Your chapter advisor asks you to adjust your sarcastic tone.
You’re all like
The board asks you if you know what you did was inappropriate. What you want to say is this
What you actually say is this
The board asks what value you bring to the chapter.
The standards board discusses your punishment. Since a few of them have done the same thing you did, they decide to be lenient.
You’re grateful not to be in big trouble. You happily sign your warning.
You decide to change your ways. Then you get a text from your big…
At first, you’re like
But then you figure
Headed to the bar. You’ll change your ways later.