It’s no secret that I really like the Kardashians. They’re not my guilty pleasure or an interest just when nothing else is on TV. I genuinely love them. They are just so glamorous, trendy, and beautiful to look at. They’re some of the most influential people in the world right now, scary as that may be. You SWEAR by your contouring and highlighting routine, and you think a sock bun works for any occasion. Where did that come from? Not Obama, that’s for sure. Honestly, I’m just trying to strike a deal with God or Buddha or Kris Jenner herself and become completely enveloped by their tribe.
But this piece of news may be the worst thing to happen to the Kardashians since Ray J…maybe even since O.J. Kim Kardashian has bleached her eyebrows for sister Kendall’s birthday party, and my God, is it bad. I can’t even build it up more. Have a look.
Apparently, it’s just for a photoshoot, but good grief, woman. Pencil those things in. You are so naturally beautiful. Stop doing shit like getting ass-plants and bleaching your face. You just look silly, and what’s even worse is that people are going to follow your lead. If you insist on showing up with the worst eyebrows in the game, don’t take pictures with the girl who has the best..
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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