What’s On The ~Inside~ Of The Kids On Campus

What's On The ~Inside~ Of The Kids On Campus

Good Girls
2/3 cup sugar
1 tbsp spice
*Add everything nice, mix well

Bad Girls
2/3 cup attitude
1 tbsp vodka on ice
*Add decisions that make you think twice, mix well

Gym Rat
1/4 t-shirt
2 scoops preworkout
2 gallons of water
100 gigabytes EDM
*Throw against wall and eat off floor

1/10 gram of marijuana
1 beanie
3 Taco Bell Quesaridos
*Bake at 420 degrees

Blonde Bitch
42 oz peroxide
Full set of acrylic nails
6-pack of Diet Coke
*Refrigerate until heart is chilled

64 fl oz Monster Energy
4 servings Totino’s Pizza Rolls
1 Chinstrap
1/2 sleeve tattoo
0 Fucks
*Serve in snapback

Girl Next Door
3 glasses of sweet tea
4 tsp of Victoria’s Secret body spray
Forever 21 gift card
*Serve in pair of cut off jean shorts

That Guy Who Plays His Guitar On The Quad
Handful of granola
Vegan Birkenstocks
Bushel of Kale
Pinch of Good Vibes
1/3 cup tree bark
*Let bake in sun’s rays

Walk Of Shame
Shack Shirt
1 cup of mouthwash
17 coats of mascara running down face
2 hair ties for messy bun
*Cover in day old hairspray

Sorority Girl
Venti PSL
3 cups of fur from an Ugg boot
12-piece California roll
5 liters of Sunset Blush Franzia
*Sprinkle glitter on top, serve in Lilly Pulitzer tumbler

Frat Guy
30 of Natty Light
Whole Sausage Pizza
2 lines of Adderall
*Serve through beer bong

And enjoy! (Serves one campus)

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Ali Hin

A born and raised Jersey girl, she can always be found covered in sand and pizza sauce. Her personal brand is "that girl." She prefers wine in bottles because she thinks outside of the box. Send fan mail to [email protected] or by smoke signal.

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