Nothing says “bonding” like 200 drunk sorority girls dispersing throughout Disney for some serious sister time. Everyone knows when we’ve arrived. Maybe it’s because of the high-pitched, excited screams, maybe it’s because of the big hair, maybe it’s because of the sprinting hand in hand with your big toward the The Magic Kingdom’s gates–who knows. Disney’s typically populated by families and children, so when that many girls in full hair and makeup–who aren’t Disney princesses–show up, people notice. When we’re not tailgating, bar hopping, or organizing our week in our planners, we’re ordering our Cinderella’s castle sorority tanks and getting ready for our annual trip to Orlando, Fla. When you can smell the hairspray from a mile a way, you know there’s a sisterhood retreat going on and that Disney has been taken over for the weekend.
Minnie Mouse Is Our Hair Bow Idol
As far as we’re concerned, nobody will ever be able to rock a hair bow like Minnie Mouse. Hair bows are to Minnie Mouse as pearls are to Audrey Hepburn. They are the queens of their respective accessories, and we will forever be in their shadows when we try to pull them off. Basically, you put those two together and you’ve got southern sorority fashion perfection. And who do we have to thank for it? Walt Disney of course. That’s why we put on the biggest hair bows we can find and book it to Splash Mountain.
Just Being There Rationalizes Selfies:
•Cinderella’s castle selfie
•Main Street selfie
•Sitting by the Mickey-shaped flowers seflie
•Liberty Belle steamboat selfie
•Riding on a magic carpet with Aladdin and Jasmine selfie
The options are endless and nobody can hate on you because, come on, it’s Disney. Everybody deserves a bit of the magic–in selfie form. If there’s anything we sorority girls like more than having other people take pictures of us, it’s taking the pictures ourselves.
Epcot Begs You To Drink All The Drinks
One drink per country is the way to do it, and there’s plenty of time to get to all 11 of them. What’s a better way to bond than by getting wine-wasted in France followed by some beer tasting in Germany? Maybe some margs in Mexico? It’ll be just like that around the world mixer from last month, only you’ll remember this trip because there are literally hidden cameras all over Disney snapping them for you to buy. It might be evidence, but you’re cool with it.
Disney Princesses Are Nice, But Disney Princes Are Better
There’s nothing like running into a Disney prince after taking a booze cruise around Epcot. Next thing you know, Prince Eric is looking a lot like a hotter version of your ex and you’re prepared to drunkenly fight Ariel for him. It’s whatever though, because you remember where Prince Adam hangs out–and one thing a sorority girl can’t get enough of is a beast.