A Woman Got Arrested Because Her Boyfriend Watches Porn

Woman Arrested

Most guys watch porn. Actually, no. All guys watch porn. I don’t care if they’re in a relationship, married, hot, ugly, with the perfect girl, or have never kissed a girl. They all. watch. porn. And most of us have accepted that. Sure it’s annoying, and we try to avoid touching his hand towels and socks whenever possible, but for the most part, it’s whatever.

One Florida woman, however, did not feel like it was “whatever.” So not whatever, in fact, that when she found out her bf was viewing adult material, she beat the shit out of him. Because, love.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 29-year-old woman had a feeling that her boyfriend was being a sleaze. So, she decided to do the totally rational thing and set up hidden cameras around the house to spy on him. Apparently she had told him to stop watching porn, but had a feeling that he wouldn’t listen. And in a total “Don Jon” move, he didn’t listen. After reviewing the tape (and having a few drinks, according to her arrest affidavit) she decided to confront him at 2:40 in the morning.

And by confront, I mean beat up.

In her rage she woke him up with a slap in the face and proceeded to push him around a little bit. The cops were called. She was sent to jail and had to spend the night locked-up while her boyfriend most likely jerked it out of spite. Still, she got her point across. Will the relationship work out? Probably not. Will she end up alone? Very likely. But no matter what, porn will never be the same to him, so it’s kind of a win in her book.

The moral of the story here is that the next time you get pissed off because your bf won’t stop wanking it to “adult films” take action. Set up hidden cameras, confront him when he’s passed out, and throw some jail time on your record. Or just be a fucking adult and get over it. Either one works, really.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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Rachel Varina

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.

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