When I turned 21, a few friends and I made a trip to Vegas and attended a strip show called Thunder From Down Under. Little did I know that my friends had a plan for a stripper to pull me on stage. The stripper, Matthew (yes I remember his name because it was love at first pole dance), was dressed as a totally bangable fireman. Ever since that moment, I have found firemen to be a huge turn on. As it turns out, I’m not the only one who has the hots for firefighters. Like me, Ivena “Ivy” Smailes wanted to see some “hunky firefighters” for her birthday. Unlike me, Ivy turned 105 years old.
The crew over at Addison Court Care Home in Crawcrook, England hosted a birthday party for Ivy last week, and I’m officially pissed my name wasn’t on the guest list. I definitely would’ve crossed the pond for that shit. The attendees included 40 friends and family members as well as five stunning firefighters from the Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue Service. One fireman even climbed through the window to give her the full experience.
Debra Carter, one of the facility’s workers, told ABC News:
“Ivy sends us little challenges for her birthday every year and this year she asked for firemen. We had the local fire brigade come… through the third floor balcony window. They were more than happy to help!”
In case you were wondering, yes, I am slightly bitter I didn’t have a real fireman climb through a window for me. Ivy said the experience was “out of this world.” She was so happy that she has already started planning for her 106th birthday party. Apparently she wants to meet Prince Harry for her next party. Dream big, Ivy. .
[via Cosmopolitan]
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