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WSU Sorority Girls Might Be Expelled For Something More People Have Done Than Care To Admit

Peeing

Few feelings compare to the absolute bliss that comes over you when you pee after having held it in for awhile. It is rough. And the awful feeling of a full bladder is only exacerbated by intoxication. I have drunkenly peed outdoors more times than I can count. Just marking my territory all over campus. I know girls who have peed in sinks, beside buildings, in beds, and — just one time — on the dance floor of a bar. We’ve really never let the time Tiffany peed her pants go. (I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes and Nobles. And I’m sorry for bringing it up again now.)

When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. No one knows it better than the Washington State University Kappa Kappa Gammas who propped up beside a museum in broad daylight to take a leak before a cruise on Lake Coeur d’ Alene.

For some reason, this is a really huge deal. Disciplinary actions are being taken against the students. They may be issued anything from a probation, to a suspension, to an expulsion, to community service hours. I can see there being some type of repercussions, but if girls are kicked out of school for peeing outside, maybe the answer isn’t denying them their education, but more toilets.

[via KHQ]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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