You Can Now Get High Through Your Vagina — This Is Not A Drill

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Ladies, meet FORIA. FORIA is a coconut-oil lubricant that is designed specifically for women — it’s slippery, toy-safe, and most importantly, vagina-safe. Oh yeah, and it also has cannabis. Yes, you heard me you. You can now get high through your hoo ha.

For my fellow ladies that enjoy the ganja, this should excite you on every single level possible. Mathew Gerson, the genius who created this, states that the main effect of the lube is a de-stressing feeling for your entire body. If by “de-stressed” they mean “sitting around, laughing at belly-button lint, and having a post-coital discussion about teleportation” then I am begging you, Gerson, just take my money now. Gerson further describes the senestions from the lube with

“Women report a sense of embodiment, a sense of dropping into a more full relationship to sexual sensations, and sensations around the body. As you can imagine, as that builds up to orgasm, if orgasm is a part of your experience, then that can lead to intensification and a more full body experience.”

And, the best part of all this? We all know, even though weed may be frowned upon and it’s hardly discussed…but, high sex is the best sex. Cannabis lube is the best idea I’ve heard since my friend came up with taking edibles and going laser tagging. Phenominal.

I just hope your partners are down for post-sex munchies. Some pepperoni pizza rolls or mozzarella sticks are crucial when “de-stressing.”

[via Cosmopolitan]

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Hakuna Moscato

Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.

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