You Can Now Get Wine Drunk With Your Dog

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There are some nights (every night) where you just want to have a glass of wine (or seven) without having to put on real pants and go to the bar. Wouldn’t it be so much better if you could just lay in your sweatpants, turn on your Netflix queue and drink straight out of the bottle with no judgment? Technically, you can do that whenever you want, but people tend to throw out phrases like “sad,” “alcoholic,” and “you need help.” Quite frankly, I’m not here to be judged. But if you have someone drinking with you, your behavior transitions from slightly concerning to socially acceptable.

What if you’re like me, and you want to get wine drunk without the hassle of inviting over some houseguests who may end up eating all of your freezer stash of ice cream? Thankfully, company Apollo Peak is here to save the day with their amazing new invention – wine for dogs. That’s right, you can now pour a glass of vino for yourself and your pup and drink away to your heart’s content.

I know, it sounds too good to be true. Technically your dog won’t get buzzed because there’s no alcohol in the dog wine, but you’ll still be able to share a glass with woman’s best friend as the flavors are safe and appetizing for your pup. Unsure if your dog is a red or white drinker? No worries, you can order a bottle of each and let your fur baby take his pick between Zinfantail or Chardognay. I know, they’re so cute, you’ll probably have to get one of each for Instagram anyway. Send up a prayer of Thanksgiving because as of now, you’ll never have to leave your apartment to drink with company again. Cheers!

[via Tasting Table ]

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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at

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