You’ll Never Believe At What Age Taylor Swift Claims She Lost Her Virginity

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According to Radar Online, Taylor Swift lost her virginity to Jake Gyllenhaal after only three months of dating and then was left devastated, destroyed, and broken when he broke up with her the day before her 21st birthday. The story gets even more ridiculous when it goes on to claim that Taylor was saving herself for marriage, but the blue-eyed heartthrob convinced her that they would eventually become man and wife. Excuse me while I let out a “Bull fucking shit.” SO many things wrong with this picture.

Who in their right mind actually believes that Taylor Swift was a virgin until she was twenty? Not this girl, that’s for damn sure. I’m sorry, she is literally famous for being a serial one night stand dater and writing about it. Before Jake Gyllenhaal, she’d dated a Jonas (I don’t know which one — they all look the same), Taylor Lautner, and John Mayer. And those are just the people I can remember off the top of my head, because, quite frankly, I don’t believe this rumored “20-year-old virgin” thing enough to even Google the rest of her former partners. The bottom line is that this story has the same amount of credibility as one of Taylor Swift’s “live” performances.

If I had to take a guess, I’d bet that this story was leaked by someone in Taylor’s camp in an effort to get people to stop talking about how much she gets around. The error of their ways, however, is that we don’t mind that she gets around. Actually, if we’re being honest, I love that she gets around…it’s the lying about it that bothers me. Essentially, this story right here, this claim that she didn’t screw John Mayer, THIS is why I hate Taylor Swift. Let your fuck freak flag fly, girl. Then we’ll like you.

[via Radar Online]

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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email:

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