Sometimes texting is hard. Autocorrect gets on my case, and I can only do so many things while driving. Instead of sending that iPhone “duck you” that I always forget to change, I want to throw up a middle finger emoji. I need a set of lips for when the heart-eye emoji gets too overused. I need a bed to depict my complete inability to do anything but be lazy. We won’t have this problem much longer, though–250 brand spanking new emojis have finally been announced for iPhone release this July.
Sadly, some of my necessities are still missing. I still need Starbucks. I still need a passed out girl. Not to mention, there’s a surprising lack of emojis that can describe my daily diet: Diet Coke, white wine, and a green smoothie are painfully absent. Although it’s clear that sorority girls were not consulted about these decisions, I think I can at least come up with some creative, new combinations with these 250 emojis. A comprehensive list of the new emojis can be found HERE.