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Your Typical Night At A Frat Party As Told By Beyoncé’s Formation

Starting the evening out with shots at the pregame.

When GDIs are walking around looking for a party, but you get a safe ride from a pledge.

Looking down on that girl in your econ class who always judges you for wearing letters as you walk passed her in line and get let right in.

All the other bitches when you walk in the room.

When a freshman at the party tells you she wants to be in your sorority

When you’re talking to a guy and then he says he doesn’t like sorority girls.

Your squad when someone tries to tell you all they have left is beer.

When the guy you have a crush on asks if you want to go see his fish tank.

And then when your friends tell you they’re leaving and they ask you if you’re sure you want to stay.

When someone tries to tell you about the shit you did last night.

Monday morning when you don’t get an email from standards.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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