This may come as a shock to none of you, but I have a bit of a problem controlling my narcissism. It’s equal parts a need for attention and equal parts because I really am this great *cue hair flip emoji.*
However, no matter how hard I try, I can never live up to the one and only Mariah Carey. She is a known diva, but “Queen Diva” is probably a more deserving title. I am completely and utterly obsessed with her and I keep a journal on hand to jot down notes from her infamous wisdom.
Watch our girl pull the ultimate power move when asked who is worthy to sing at her wedding:
“Nobody. Fucking nobody,” said the Queen. Classic. The news story covered by Buzzfeed first caught my eye because it takes a certain level delusion to honestly think this. Deep down I know my worth — which is why I would settle for an iPod to be set on shuffle during my wedding reception. But Mariah? Ah, hell nah.
Nobody, and I repeat nobody could be given such an honor. Champagne Papi? Not in her house. Taylor Swift? Lol. Queen BEYONCE? Good fucking luck. Mariah wants none of it, or more specifically no one. And I applaud her. Is it that she would rather call out the entire music industry in its entirety than share the spotlight on
literally any day of her life her special day? Probably, but instead of being passive aggressive and not voicing her opinion, she’s making sure she gets exactly what she wants. She is the queen of power moves, and this is the definition of one.
Plus, what did she do after making the comment? She didn’t add in a lighthearted “just kidding!” or even begin to explain herself. She says “BYE” and just walks away. Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of her mic drop.
If this is the type of quality content we can expect from her on her new reality show, sign me the fuck up. Move over, Kardashians, there’s a new E! Network royalty in town. Nothing, not even the baby mama/daddy/step-parents-that-are-also-siblings drama, can even begin to compare to a single sentence that comes out of this heroes mouth. And I can’t wait..
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