Blue-eyed-blondie (Matriarch)

Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at blue.eyed.blondie.tsm@gmail.com EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.

Member Since 06/28/2015

From California

I Botched My Best Friend's Brazilian Bikini Wax
I Seduced My Professor And It Did Not Go So Well
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My Mom Bought A Winery So I Want To Be Her When I Grow Up
I'm Too Much Of A Diva For The Entire Country Of Germany
If You're Still A Stan Trolling People For Your Fave, You Need To Stop And Develop A Life
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I Accidentally Was Featured In A Music Video Because I Drunkenly Needed Pizza
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I Suck At Love, But I'm Winning Life