Blue-eyed-blondie (Matriarch)

Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.

Member Since 06/28/2015

From California

We Need To Start Being More Creative With Our Insults
I Broke My FWB's Penis
super bowl
Cutting Me Off
I Accidentally Got A Boyfriend And I'm Having An Existential Crisis
We Should All Strive To Be Nicki Minaj
I Had A Sex Dream About A Friend And Told Him About It, So That's Canceled