Blue-eyed-blondie (Matriarch)

Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.

Member Since 06/28/2015

From California

Small Victories To Celebrate When You're Trying To Get Over Someone
It's Sacrilegious For Men To Shave Their Beards During The Autumn Months
I Botched My Best Friend's Brazilian Bikini Wax
I Seduced My Professor And It Did Not Go So Well
My Mom Bought A Winery So I Want To Be Her When I Grow Up