Having a countdown to recruitment in your planner. TSM.

Knowing who will be on the next executive board six months before elections. TSM.

His grandmother telling you you’re the family’s favorite girlfriend. TSM.

My fratdaddy is even sexier when he talks about business. TSM.

My letters don’t make me better than you. My good breeding, high GPA, and beauty do. TSM.

That instant bond you get when you see a girl you don’t know wearing your letters. TSM.

I “love” ALL of my sisters, but I LOVEEEEEE a select few of them. TSM

I’m sorry Mr. Bottom Tier, I totally didn’t receive your texts, calls, emails, tweets, or Facebook messages inviting me to your formal. Honest to goodness. So incredibly sorry. TSM.

If you can’t see your hip bones, I can’t see you as my sister. TSM.

When describing the love I have for my little, I tend to sound like a psycho stalker lesbian with obsession issues. TSM.