“Checking your phone” when a GDI walks by so you don’t have to make eye contact with them. TSM.

Formal chapter is a time when you can figure out whose clothes you wanna borrow. TSM.

Not having to dirty rush, but doing it anyway. TSM.

Today in chapter, we were given candy for describing the job of risk management as it relates to formal. One girl said it’s when you make sure no one throws up on the bus. She got four pieces. TSM.

During rush, we ask the girls to decorate a teddy bear’s T-shirt “for charity”. In reality, it helps us choose which girls to dump because of their horrible decorating skills. TSM.

Eating crawfish in pearls. TSM.

Trusting your sorority sisters with everything but your wine. TSM.

“It’s not the having, it’s the getting.” -Elizabeth Taylor. TSM.

Taking shots with your mom for your 21st and 50th birthdays. TSM.

Sisters don’t let sisters leave parties or bars with ugly guys. TSM.