Unless they involve a solid tailgate with your sisters, sporting events are the absolute worst. I can’t be bothered to give a fuck what inning they scored the touchdown in, or which period the back 9 takes place at. Unless I’ve had a solid three hours of drinking to preface them, I am the worst person to bring to a sporting event. Apparently, though, some guys enjoy athletic events and find them suitable date options. Being the optimist I am, I’ve found a silver lining in these typically insufferable engagements: the hot man candy. So here they are, the 20 hottest guys that make professional sports worth watching:
20. Colin Kaepernick
He plays quarterback for the San Francisco 49’ers, and for those of you who don’t speak athletics, “quarterback” is sports for “the hot one,” or so I’ve derived. He’s kind of cute-ish, but he looks absolutely phenomenal shirtless. He also cleans up really well.
19. Rob Gronkowski
Despite needing to prove to the world he’s TFTC, Rob, or “Gronk” as he’s called, is actually sort of attractive. I’m not sure if it’s his lack of fuck-giving or his great shoulders that make him so attractive, but he’s worth cheering for.
18. J.J. Redick
He’s a little too tall for my liking, but if you’re as short as I am, having a tall boyfriend can come in handy when you need someone to hang stuff, or get stuff off of shelves for you. I don’t know whether or not he’s good at basketball, but apparently he’s good enough to get paid for it.
17. Bryce Harper
He looks like the “project” boyfriend. I’m sure somewhere, underneath his mountain man facial hair and terrible haircut, there’s a cute boy with a strong jawline. His baseball pants make his butt look pretty cute, too. He’s actually quite the catch (pun intended), I guess.
16. Aaron Rodgers
He’s another project. He obviously needs to find a razor to figure out that monstrosity of a facial hair situation, but other that that, he’s a football player, and he’s hot. His hair also kind of sucks, but he’s wearing a helmet the whole time.
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