10. Darren Helm
Possible bad dental situation aside, he’s crazy hot. God Bless America.
9. Mike Olt
He plays baseball for the Texas Rangers and I would let him swing his bat in my direction if you get what I’m saying.
8. Jay Cutler
I don’t know what it is, exactly, but he’s got an unidentifiable type of hot. I definitely wouldn’t mind watching a football game or two to witness it in action. Maybe it’s the asshole in him. He did give Kristin Cavallari her engagement ring via mail, after all, but whatever. I was always team LC.
7. Sidney Crosby
I’m sorry, but anyone who can look hot with a mouthguard is fine in my book on all counts. I hear he even has a soft spot. No, but really, he was apparently out for an entire season once because of a career-threatening concussion. At least he’s fun.
6. Tim Tebow
There’s no denying Tebow is total man candy. Unfortunately, he’s not edible, because he’s “saving himself for marriage.” Does that stop me from fantasizing about trying? Absolutely not.