5. Cristiano Rinaldo
I don’t care that he’s had sex with every supermodel on the planet. I think he’s hot enough that he could make ping pong bearable to watch.
4. Tom Brady
He’s married to Giselle and he is absolutely perfect. Helen Keller could have seen how hot he is.
3. Ryan Lochte
He would be absolutely perfect, if it weren’t for the fact that he may or may not be retarded. His reality show “What Would Ryan Lochte Do” is about to be a thing on E!, and I would highly recommend watching it with a pack of batteries, a bottle of wine, and a mute button. I guess you can’t have it all can you?
2. David Beckham
He’s hot, he’s heavily tattooed, he’s British, and he’s married to Posh Spice. Normally all of those would be a difficult combo, but for some reason when he takes his shirt off, all the complexities disappear. I’d be totally willing to let him score with me.
1. Adam Scott
The Sigma Chi alum (hello) won this golf match thing that happened recently. He got a green jacket for it. I’m hazy on the details, but if he continues to look like that, I would let him put his putter near me on any occasion. I would do it.
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