So here you are. You’ve changed your major time and time again, and you still don’t know what the heck you want to do with your life post-grad. Well fret not. Your time as a sorority girl has actually prepared you for the ~real world.~ Who knew?
Why? You basically run to save the day when someone says, “do you mind taking our photo?”
Why? You once made $20 stretch two weeks.
- Event Planner
Why? Your bid day will never be rivaled.
Why? You can command and take charge in a room with 50+ distracted girls.
- Personal Shopper
Why? You’ve been shopping with other people’s money for years.
Why? You’re good at taking care of your blackout, puking friend. Babies aren’t much different.
- Public Speaker
Why? You wouldn’t even need a microphone.
- Makeup Artist
Why? “Do you mind doing my eyeshadow for formal?”
Why? You once rewrote a song for recruitment and found something that rhymed with iota.
- Instagram Model
Why? Your “like to minute” ratio is impressive. Plus, you know how to Facetune like a pro.
- Fashion Designer
Why? Hello, t-shirt coordinator. Looking at you, recruitment chair.
Why? You’ve proven yourself innocent (when you were obviously guilty) during every standards hearing.
- Interior Designer
Why? Everyone was jealous that your dwarf-sized dorm room was chicer than their apartment.
- Wine Taste-tester
Why? Your palette of boxed wine can help you distinct when something doesn’t taste like $8.
- Reality TV Star
Why? So. Much. Drama.
- Marketing Manager
Why? You’ve made so many vodka-fueled bathroom bffs that networking has become your second language.
- Hair Stylist
Why? “Can you come help me with the back of my hair?”
Why? You’ve found your friends more last minute dates than you can count.
- Public Relations
Why? You’ve managed to keep your image squeaky clean despite your impressive collection of empty liquor bottles.
Why? You’ve asked your parents for money so many times that you can get money from anyone now.
- Writer at Total Sorority Move.
Why? Because duh.
Now get to work, bitch..