Spring break is the time to let your freak fly. You let loose physically and morally. A lot of girls start their breaks with the goal to act slutty because they normally will be called a whore if they perform the lewd acts of spring break any other time of the year. If you’re struggling to find a guy who will make your whole body shake in the bed (or sand, whatever), here are a few lines to use on the man you’ve been undressing with your eyes all day:

1. I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
2. How far back does your beach chair go?
3. I don’t want you to get a sunburn, how about I cover you with my body?
4. If you can’t swim I’ll let you hold onto my floaties.
5. I prefer the European version of sunbathing, wanna join me?
6. Sex is evil. Evil is sin. Sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
7. Want to go back to my beach house and watch porn in the mirror?
8. Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
9. To get backstage you must go in the backdoor.
10. The ocean isn’t the only thing that’s wet.
11. I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
12. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion on top of me later.
13. I’ll participate in a wet t-shirt contest if you agree to be a judge.
14. Did you know that when you press your ear to my shorts you can hear the ocean? Would you like to listen?
15. I want you to make me scream louder than the speakers.
16. If you were a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
17. I’m a mermaid and very accustomed to seamen.
18. Can I play with your beach balls?
19. Let’s play Titanic. I yell “Iceberg!” and you go down on me.
20. The cops aren’t the only ones who I would let handcuff me.
21. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
22. According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.
23. The only reason I’d kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
24. I really want to burn off the calories I’ve drunk, but I need your help.
25. You know what would make your face look better? My legs wrapped around it.
26. Want to stick what’s hiding in your swim trunks in my trunk?
27. You like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco.
28. I’ve never been fishing, but I think we should hook up.
29. I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick. Want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
30. The beach got us all dirty. Looks like we need to take a shower together.
31. There are no seats around here. Can I sit on your face?
32. Is that sunblock on your shorts or are you just happy to see me?
33. I feel like wrestling with an anaconda tonight.
34. How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
35. I have sand in my bathingsuit, will you get it out?
36. This is a tourist city, and you’re on my list of things to do.

Your spring break just got a little hotter..

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Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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