37 Thoughts You Have When Getting A Puppy In College


  1. Oh my god, look how cute she is.
  2. She’s moving. And breathing.
  3. …And biting my shoes.
  4. I should take a photo.
  5. This dog is going to seriously up my Instagram game.
  6. Does the Gingham filter make her fur look too brown?
  7. Or should I go with Sierra?
  8. Sierra, for sure.
  9. Maybe I should name her Sierra, in honor of her first Instagram.
  10. Or maybe I should stick with a classic name.
  11. Like Lilly.
  12. Or I could name her after a founder.
  13. She could be my sorority’s new mascot.
  14. And live in the house.
  15. I mean, frat hounds are a thing after all.
  16. But then who would take care of her?
  17. She should probably stay with me.
  18. I can feed her.
  19. And bathe her.
  20. And walk her.
  21. Shit. I’m going to have to do cardio.
  22. And be responsible in general.
  23. I mean, not that I’m not responsible.
  24. I should probably pick up that leftover Chipotle.
  25. And get those beer cans off the coffee table.
  26. And hide my nice heels.
  27. What if she pees on my comforter?
  28. She’s going to judge me so hard for bringing guys back.
  29. And coming home drunk.
  30. At least I’ll have company when I am crying myself to sleep.
  31. I should get a bow for her neck.
  32. And a matching leash.
  33. For when I go for runs with her.
  34. I can get matching leggings, too.
  35. Getting a puppy was such a good idea.
  36. Oh shit.
  37. She’s eating my Chipotle.

Happy National Puppy Day!

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PSLsandPearls has been shotgunning lattes and looking good since the mid 1990's. In her free time, she cuddles with any animal she can find and incessantly bitches about how busy she is. You can email her at (note the single PSL).

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