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Beyoncé Is Pregnant With Twins

Beyoncé Is Pregnant With Twins

Looks like Blue Ivy is going to have to get used to sharing the spotlight, because her mother, Queen B, is pregnant with twins. Is anyone else screaming right now? This means that the world just tripled its chance of receiving a Knowles-Carter spawn; that is just as talented as their two parents, combined.

Beyoncé just announced the big news on her Instagram account, armed with a very visible baby bump. I’m honestly more surprised that her very-involved beehive hadn’t picked up on her growing midsection anytime sooner than I am by the announcement.

Everything in this photo is dripping with symbolism. The veil is just to remind us all that she is still the doting wife to her filthy rich, unfaithful hubby. The (super cute) structured red bra screams “Please consider me a MILF now.” The ruffled underwear just adds to the “one with nature,” hippy chic aesthetic. She captioned the photo, where she embodies everything that you pictured mother nature to be, with:

We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters

It seems like she and Jay-Z are a happy family again. Ever since Lemonade and Becky with the good hair, fans were worried about the fate of, what is widely known as, the world’s best power couple. Obviously B is over her cheating husband’s antics, and is ready to expand their perfect family, and create the pop icons of the future.

Congrats Queen B!

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