crazygirlfriend (Big)

Hiding from my mother and standards, both of whom would disown me if they heard most of these stories. Aspiring law school student, with a chihuahua named Bruiser and a head of unnatural blonde hair. Email me your "crazy" stories or any mixed drink recipes that taste like juice, but have copious amounts of vodka in them at crazygirlfriend.tsm@gmail.com Watch the bitch behind these stories at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-7cOzh_oI&t=237s

Member Since 06/06/2016

From Ontario

How To Not Hate Yourself This Black Friday
Crafting
I Got An iPhone 8 And Now I'm Irresistible To Men
The Most Ridiculous Things You Can Ask For From Tiffany's If You're Not Getting An Engagement Ring This Season
A Timeline To Clarify WTF Is Going On Between Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber
Are Facebook Memories Good For Anything Besides Reminding Me How Young And Hot I Used To Be, LMK
It Clown
So, I Still Don't Think Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant
Corinne Demario
Wine.