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Hiding from my mother and standards, both of whom would disown me if they heard most of these stories. Aspiring law school student, with a chihuahua named Bruiser and a head of unnatural blonde hair. Email me your "crazy" stories or any mixed drink recipes that taste like juice, but have copious amounts of vodka in them at Watch the bitch behind these stories at:

Member Since 06/06/2016

From Ontario

How To Not Hate Yourself This Black Friday
I Got An iPhone 8 And Now I'm Irresistible To Men
The Most Ridiculous Things You Can Ask For From Tiffany's If You're Not Getting An Engagement Ring This Season
A Timeline To Clarify WTF Is Going On Between Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber
Are Facebook Memories Good For Anything Besides Reminding Me How Young And Hot I Used To Be, LMK
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So, I Still Don't Think Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant
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