Hiding from my mother and standards, both of whom would disown me if they heard most of these stories. Aspiring law school student, with a chihuahua named Bruiser and a head of unnatural blonde hair.
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Watch the bitch behind these stories at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrp2D9h3SMk&t=67s
This is SUCH an amazing piece, and I am so proud of you for coming forward and sharing your struggles with this community! I think that you’re an amazing representative for sorority women everywhere & you make me proud to be one myself <3
Long story short: I have red undertones in my hair, that I was unaware of in high school when I tried to dye my hair blonde. My hair turned (a potentially prettier?) shade than this, and being the ~teenage drama queen~ I was, I refused to leave the house & go to school for a week. Glad to see that the hair that almost caused me not to go to prom is now trendy.
highkey tempted to tag everyone who has ever wronged me (including that bitch who stole my middle school dance date) on the FB link of this article… just to give them fair warning
Like what was the thought process here? Did someone just think “hey, I have condoms, and no d*ck to put them on, so how about I use them in a beauty routine!” Trends like these just make me hold my tried & true foundation brush a bit tighter …
Today my boyfriend offered to take me out for lunch. Turns out this offer was just a thinly veiled excuse to run around the city catching pokemon. I sat outside the restaraunt as he ran around like a child. DEFINITELY ruining my relationship.
I really appreciate your commitment to commenting here
I fucking screamed in public.
I relate to this on a spiritual level. Pretty sure my bottom layer is one of those weight-watchers, super thin sad tortillas, but still.
This is SUCH an amazing piece, and I am so proud of you for coming forward and sharing your struggles with this community! I think that you’re an amazing representative for sorority women everywhere & you make me proud to be one myself <3
Strongly debating messaging this article to all of the fuckboys in my life, since this article is shockingly accurate
This is, legitimately, a masterpiece
Long story short: I have red undertones in my hair, that I was unaware of in high school when I tried to dye my hair blonde. My hair turned (a potentially prettier?) shade than this, and being the ~teenage drama queen~ I was, I refused to leave the house & go to school for a week. Glad to see that the hair that almost caused me not to go to prom is now trendy.
Ahh! I’m so excited that you’re back!! <3
Vainglorious has just become my new favourite word to describe myself!
Ugh I’m torn. I want to look cute AF in one of these, but I also want to avoid looking like that weird girl on the beach…
*He doesn’t text me for week* Wow, he’s playing hard to get, which means he must REALLY like me
highkey tempted to tag everyone who has ever wronged me (including that bitch who stole my middle school dance date) on the FB link of this article… just to give them fair warning
Omg life must be soooo hard I don’t know how I could handle getting offered free trips to Greece and having hot guys match with me….
Like what was the thought process here? Did someone just think “hey, I have condoms, and no d*ck to put them on, so how about I use them in a beauty routine!” Trends like these just make me hold my tried & true foundation brush a bit tighter …
I don’t even try to hide the fact that I will actually die without attention
omfg I love this
Today my boyfriend offered to take me out for lunch. Turns out this offer was just a thinly veiled excuse to run around the city catching pokemon. I sat outside the restaraunt as he ran around like a child. DEFINITELY ruining my relationship.