Preparing for a standards meeting about things you haven’t even done yet. TSM.

Strategically leaving evidence of your having been there all over his room. TSM.

Not being excited about your birthday because 20 is a stupid age. TSM.

Waiting until the night before to study for an exam, but starting on a formal cooler two months in advance. TSM.

Making your boyfriend carry your little’s baskets for you because they’re too big. TSM.

Mentally calling your little your little before she’s your little. TSTC.

Hobby Lobbae. TSM.

Your Snapchat handwriting being almost as good as your actual handwriting. TSM.

“Let’s have a coffee date” being code for “You’re in so much sh*t.” TSM.

There is never an inappropriate time for wine or Beyoncé. TSM.

Being such a legend that you’re invited to formals even after you’ve graduated. TSM.

Your boyfriend being able to carry you, your little, and your big at the same time, because you’re all that tiny. TSM.

Your school spirit tripling during homecoming week. TSM.

Doing an entire presentation on wine. TSTC.

Pregaming wine Wednesday. TSM.

Get in, Little. We’re going crafting. TSM.

Glitter bombing. TSM.

Wine, whine, and unwind. TSM.

“This has been my drunkest dry week yet.” TSM.

No pants are the best pants. TSM.