I heard a frat pledge talk shit about an active, so I told their pledge master. TSM.
I heard a frat pledge talk shit about an active, so I told their pledge master. TSM.
Smoked a bowl while watching America’s Next Top Model, not munching. TSM.
Dealer Tags. TSM.
Someone asked me if I wanted their old ID as my fake. I said, “I don’t need a fake, I would have to pay for my own alcohol.” TSM.
Some GDIs told my boss that my sorority was kicked off campus for sex and alcohol. I’m still his favorite intern. Sorry for partying. TSM.
Custom painted cooler for mountiain weekend: $50. Busch Light and Jack Daniel’s: $55. Being drunk untop of a mountain with a Fratstar: Priceless. TSM.
Couldn’t decide which $500 Yurman bracelet to buy, so I bought all three and stacked them. TSM.
Went to 3 Fraternity Formals this past semester. TSM.
My treasurer told me she was going to fine me $50 every day I was late for recruitment. I told her to put it on billhighway… I don’t pay for that shit anyway. TSM.
On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.
Even though my closet could double as a shopping mall, all i wear are hanes v-necks, nike running shorts, and cheap plastic sunglasses. TSM.
Paying for my friends? Like a bunch of hot girls need to pay people to be friends with them. TSM.
For my birthday I got new Jack Rodgers and pink & green SC Tervis Tumblers. TSM.
Having a summer house in Edgartown right next to the Reagans. TSM.
A guy wanted to smash in his tahoe. I told him okay, but only if he was careful to not crack my Costas in my Tory Burch bag. TSM.
Went to a house party in New Jersey. Everybody was fist pumping. I was double fisting ‘TEXAS FIGHT’ koozies. TSM.
My dad gave me his old car as a hand-me-down to take to school this year. it’s a BMW. TSM.
Accidentally got drunk on free wine on flight to Philly with some Phi Delt from Ole Miss. Proceeded to the nearest bar for shots. Missed flight to NYC, but re-booked and my sister was waiting with a tall-boy when I arrived. TSM.
Last night some guy with spiked hair told me that he “works in sales” and that he is “loaded”. I almost vommed. TSM.