Went to a house party in New Jersey. Everybody was fist pumping. I was double fisting ‘TEXAS FIGHT’ koozies. TSM.

Accidentally got drunk on free wine on flight to Philly with some Phi Delt from Ole Miss. Proceeded to the nearest bar for shots. Missed flight to NYC, but re-booked and my sister was waiting with a tall-boy when I arrived. TSM.