Hating that the freshmen girls are younger than you. TSM.

Reminding your big it’s your job to keep her young when she tries to stay in. TSM.

Being on all of your hookups’ Snapchat best friends list. TSM.

Beer pressure. TSM.

“I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.

Planning your weeknight drinking around your standards meeting. TSTC.

Your little coming to you for advice on how to trick her little before reveal. TSM.

Love the sister. Hate the officer. TSM.

I’d cry if I didn’t just do my makeup. TSM.

I’d rather be safe, than standards. TSM.

Checking his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.

Being drunker than the birthday girl. TSTC.

Throwing parties for yourself at his frat house. TSM.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.

My sorority is bae. TSM.

The first serious decorating decision in a new apartment being where to hang the crest. TSM.

Having a dog that pulls as many guys as you do. TSM.

Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.

Not going to a date party unless your date can find someone for your little. TSM.