Directing PNM’s who ask “What is sorority life really like?” to the TSM app. TSM.
Directing PNM’s who ask “What is sorority life really like?” to the TSM app. TSM.
When your doctor prescribed medicine & says “take with food” so you eat an edible. TSM.
Wearing other fraternities’ shirts to your booty call so he does think he’s *too* special. TSM.
Your chapter all being lowkey jealous of your squad. TSM.
Using the money you were supposed to get school supplies with to buy a new outfit. TSM.
Swiping right because he has a dog in the picture. TSM.
When he knows your Starbucks order. TSM.
Having an alter ego when you wear a middle part. TSM.
Let us strive for that which is humble, pretty, and confident. TSM.
Do I like him or is he just tall? TSM.
“I’m not trying to sound vain, but I’m probably the hottest girl he ever touched.” TSM.
“Do you play any sports?” “Does Greek Week count?” TSM.
“I really need him to text me back just so I can ignore him.” TSM.
Getting a haircut to match your big’s 21 ID. TSM.
“Everybody gets high sometimes you know.” Try telling that to standards, JB. TSM.
Reading TSM instead of packing for school. TSM.
Spending more time and effort getting recruitment ready than you ever did getting prom ready in high school. TSM.
Disaffiliation period is basically code for you have nothing to wear. TSM.
Turning off your location so your friends can’t use Find My Friends to see you’re at your fuckboys. TSM.
Stalking your rush cash more than your hookup. TSM.