If you’re not gonna put glitter on it why are you even crafting? TSM.

PNMs and PSLs the two best things about fall. TSM.

I’d rather die than order a water without lemon in it. TSM.

When he knows your Starbucks order. TSM.

Using your blender bottle to make mixed drinks. TSM.

Going to bed with a smokey eye and waking up with a forest fire. TSM.

Dedicating enough time to day drinking to complete a three-credit course. TSM.

Using Malibu as a chaser. TSM.

When they say they only have beer, but you know they’ll magically “find” vodka for you in ten minutes. TSM.