“I woke up with 6 new phone numbers and a tramp stamp.” TSM.

Deciding which fraternities you are going to spend most of your senior year at based on their pledge class photos. TSM.

Only knowing what day it is because of what day of birth control you’re on. TSM.

Not knowing what fear was until nationals personally called you. TSM.

I’d love to see the girl who has the balls to drag me to standards. TSM.

Adding daily red wine into your new diet, you know, for the antioxidants. TSM.