Who needs a boyfriend when you have your body pillow and a vibrator? TSM.
Who needs a boyfriend when you have your body pillow and a vibrator? TSM.
Selling your clothes to pay for alcohol. TSM.
Surviving off vodka, coffee, and attention. TSM.
Being Standards Chair but also most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.
Crafts are all fun and games until you have to clean up the mess. TSM.
Douche: “Hey”
Me: “New phone, I have your number but I lost my interest in talking to you.” TSM.