I blocked his number, I blocked him on Twitter and Snapchat, so I guess you could say it’s pretty serious. Seriously over. TSTC.

Insisting your life will not be complete until you have a little. TSM.

I would rather tell a guy she’s puking in the bar bathroom than confess that she’s pooping. TSM.

Being elected risk chair solely because you are the biggest risk. TSM.

Thank you period fairy for saving me from any drunk hookups this weekend. TSM.

When another sorority’s Standards has you on their list. TSTC.

Writing “not going” in your planner on the dates of something not mandatory. TSM.

Advising my roommates to bring their hookups to our house because it saves me gas. TSM.