Big and little bonging…I mean bonding. TSTC.

Not having to wear letters for everyone on campus to know which sorority you’re in. TSM.

Always stay hungry. Never act thirsty. TSM.

If you didn’t post it to Instagram, did you even go? TSM.

“Don’t wear letters just so you don’t drink. We both know you’re still going to drink.” TSM.

Creeping on the “Class of 2018” Facebook page to scope out PNMs. TSM.

Priding yourself on the number of times you appear on your sorority’s Tumblr. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity assigning one of their pledges to you. TSM.

Exceeding the stereotype one drunken night at a time. TSM.

Knowing the exact date your favorite fraternity gets off probation. TSM.

“Three of my five drunk personalities will be an absolute mess if he is there.” TSM.

Pretty please with a rhinestone on top? TSM.

Being everyone’s favorite bad influence. TSTC.

If you’re not a wine person, then you’re not my kind of person. TSM.

Notorious B.I.G. TSM.

“Just kidding. No, but really.” TSM.

“How old are you?”
“Well, this weekend I’m 21.” TSM.

Being the worst influence in the best way possible. TSM.

Fighting for your right to dance on elevated surfaces. TSM.

Hoping your boyfriend waits until fall to propose so you get a candlelight ceremony. TSM.