Turning up just to turn ’em all down. TSM.
Turning up just to turn ’em all down. TSM.
Agreeing to go on a date with a boy because he used an America-themed pickup line. TSM.
Making him fall in love with you when he sees how well you handle your liquor. TSM.
Becoming attached to his cooler after painting it for so long. TSM.
Accidentally matching your big. TSM.
No bra, no problem. TSTC.
We shotgunned a beer together on our first date. Pretty sure that makes him the one. TSM.
Planning your little’s sorority political career for her. TSM.
I like wine more than I like most people. TSM.
If you don’t have photos that could be used for blackmail, you’re not really friends. TSM.
They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but an AMEX and a margarita are a close second. TSM.
Just give me a glass of wine and a Pinterest board and call me the wedding planner. TSM.
“If you hate her, so do we.” TSM.
What would Biggie do? TSM.
No, I don’t drink beer. TSM.
“What was his name?”
“Uh good question, what was his name?” TSM.
He can have a man cave if I get a craft room. TSM.
Guys breaking the bro code for you. TSM.
Drunk me is such a bitch. TSM.
Slowly taking over his bathroom, starting with a toothbrush. TSM.