America never goes out of style. TSM.

I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.

Planning out your “candid” photos. TSM.

Being just as good with a rifle as you are a hot glue gun. TSM.

Judging him by his ex’s sorority. TSM.

Viewing summer as a trial run for postgrad life. TSM.

Loving fireworks, because it looks like it’s raining glitter. TSM.

Judging someone by their wedding board on Pinterest. TSM.

Your sorority teaching you more than any class ever could. TSM.

Coffee keeps me going until wine is acceptable. TSM.

Drinking the entire bottle just so you can craft with it the next day. TSM.

A girl who loves her boyfriend lets him be in charge. A girl who also loves herself just lets him think he is. TSM.

Nordstrom cardholder since I was 18. TSM.

Knowing all your credit card numbers by heart. TSM.

Seven days without wine makes one weak. TSM.

Recruitment is more than just an entire week of being judged. It’s a lifetime, really. TSM.

“I don’t wanna be a bitch, but…” TSM.

Highly wasted in high-waisteds. TSM.

Judging your friendship by the birthday picstitch. TSM.

Congratulating people on their breakups. TSM.