Buying a new outfit in the middle of a class lecture. TSM.

Knowing you should buy the outfit if you’re dancing in the fitting room. TSM.

Making big-little tank tops. TSM.

Drinking the cheapest alcohol in the most expensive dresses. TSM.

Rekindling high school friendships when you find out you’re sisters. TSM.

Sisters by birth and again by initiation. TSM.

I like my water like I like my crafts: sparkling. TSM.

“I NEED to make out with someone tonight.” TSM.

Feeling instantly more attracted to him when he mentions “tee time.” TSM.

Pregaming your breakup. TSM.

Wearing letters on vacation, in hopes of finding sisters. TSM.

Donating new house letters for recruitment because you had spare glitter. TSM.

“What are you gonna wear?” TSM.

I only use name brand condoms. TSM.

The automatic “she’s not that cute” when your best friend mentions her ex’s new fling. TSM.

Saving your calories for wine. TSM.

Liking him less when he’s wasted, but more when you’re wasted. TSM.

Dry rush is a lot like the prohibition. TSM.

Your most used emoji being the American flag. TSM.

Always making it a double. TSM.