Your boyfriend now calling what you thought was his money, “our money.” TSM.

Losing your shoes, iPhone, and dignity all in one night. TSTC.

Doing things we should regret, but won’t regret. TSTC.

Binge crafting during the day and binge drinking at night. TSM.

If I had a nickel for every time I told him I would give him his shirt back… TSM.

We’ve seen it all and done it all…we just can’t remember it all. TSM.

Your house having the best Rush Boobs. TSTC.

Summer is for rebounds, not relationships. TSM.

Dean’s list…again. TSM.

Making out with the DJ so he’ll play your favorite song. TSM.

Dressing up like Cinderella, only to lose your shoe. TSM.

Shooting your recruitment video on the biggest campus tour day of the year. TSM.

Refusing to mess up your manicure for reasons other than crafting. TSM.

In the group chat we trust. TSM.

“Can you take a picture of us?” TSM.

Holding a seminar on what to say during a standards meeting. TSM.

UPDATE: Using a TSM column as a source in your final paper and getting an A. TSM.

Growing your hair out to have a stronger hair flip. TSM.

We age like wine…probably because it takes up, like, 50% of our body mass. TSM.

Being crowned the sweetheart of the same fraternity as your big. It kind of runs in the family. TSM.