“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

Having a 100% retention rate in recruitment and in love. TSM.

Apple classifying the TSM app as “Lifestyle,” because it truly is a lifestyle. TSM.

Going to a different fraternity when you can’t decide who to make out with at your mixer. TSTC.

Unfriending people on Facebook for their birthday. TSTC.

Being nominated sweetheart to more than one fraternity. TSM.

Never wasting a good eyebrow day. TSM.

Your little brother joining your boyfriend’s fraternity. TSM.

Unexpectedly meeting your sister halfway through a walk of shame. TSM.

Handing down your title as “Blackout Queen” at Senior Wills. TSM.

Blaming drunken love confessions on autocorrect. TSM.

Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

“Hashtag byeee.” TSM.

“Running errands” at the craft store, the liquor store, and Target for Diet Coke. TSM.

Stalking yourself on Instagram more than you stalk anyone else. TSM.

If you must get dressed, dress well. TSM.

I don’t always swipe right, but when I do, it’s a match. TSM.

Charging your phone in class. TSM.

Your fraternity nickname being “Tequila Girl,” because you can take more shots than the boys. TSM.

Never forgetting to calculate your tanning membership, nail appointments or dues into the bill you give daddy for school. TSM.