“Oh my God, he liked my status! Does he know my ring size?” TSM.

Never trust a guy who doesn’t like beer. TSM.

If you’re dropped off in a Lexus, it doesn’t count as a walk of shame. TSM.

Being personally victimized by the standards chair. TSM.

Reserving a room in the library during cooler season so you’ll get study hours for coolering. TSM.

“Seriously, what is my life?” TSM.

Becoming besties with your little’s mom via text before your little even knows who you are. TSM.

“Accidentally” spilling glitter on his cooler. TSM.

Knowing a fraternity house better than the pledges do. TSM.

Who needs a therapist when you have a big? TSM.

When choosing a date for a function, you need to consider whether he’ll look good in pictures and if he has a good personality…in that order. TSM.

Family carpools to standards meetings. TSM.

Ranking your potential bigs based on which lineage takes the best photos. TSM.

Relating personally to every line in #Selfie. TSM.

Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.

Wine Wednesday consisting of 20% wine and 80% vodka. TSM.

Going to formal three weekends in a row. TSM.

Always having a Plan B. In your mind and in your purse. TSM.

Ending the week strong by skipping your Friday classes. TSM.

Buying strange articles of clothing because “it’ll probably be good for a mixer some day.” TSM.