Not having a wine stopper, because you always finish the bottle. TSM.

I practice safe text. TSM.

I never liked Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” because I was the girlfriend she was whining about. TSM.

That sister who busts into the frat house Sunday morning to make sure everyone gets to chapter on time. TSM.

Using the square setting when taking pictures, so they are always Instagram ready. TSM.

Your monogram never matching the name on your ID. TSM.

Beginning your pregame during your test. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity calling girls from your chapter to come to their function…with your rival sorority. TSM.

Monogramming the class sign in sheet. TSM.

I don’t have girl crushes. I have spirit animals. TSM.

Being introduced as “the friend who likes to black out” when coming home from college. TSM.

Taking a rando to a fraternity date party just so you can watch your big get lavaliered. TSM.

Feeling proud when you see your little making out at with a cute guy at a party. TSM.

Your sorority having a member as panhel president five years in a row. TSM.

Discontinuing your flirtation with a cute, older guy in class, because he makes a snarky comment about frat guys. TSM.

Leaving class early to get ready for composites. TSM.

Consistently hooking up with the same guy, because you’ve already made that mistake once. TSM.

Went to Derby. Never saw a horse. TSM.

Changing Taylor Swift lyrics to make them alcohol-friendly. TSM.

Always having a chilled bottle of wine ready for good days, bad days and Wednesdays. TSM.