No government, no rules. TSM.

Using the government shutdown as an excuse to get down. TSM.

The latest iPhone update allowing Greek letters in the passcode. TSM.

The worst thing about your breakup being your cooler ideas going to waste. TSM.

Not understanding why girls think they’re in disguise when they’re not wearing letters. You’re not Clark Kent. You have not transformed into another person just because you’re wearing normal clothes. TSM.

Your boyfriend establishing a “weatherman” pledge for all the actives’ girlfriends, complete with outfit recommendations. TSM.

At the end of the night, if I don’t have a boy or a burrito, there’s a problem. TSM.

Breaking your little’s heart during big/little week to make sure that her reveal is extra amazing. TSM.

Revising office rules to include leggings in the dress code. TSM.

If being a psycho is wrong, then you are definitely not right. TSM.

Always getting the final word…and the guy. TSM.

Getting asked on date functions at schools you don’t even go to. TSM.

I don’t hide any secrets from Moscato. TSM.

Shut the door and turn up the fan. It’s gossip time. TSM.

Mentally preparing yourself not to do things when drunk, but never failing to come up with a whole new set of bad decisions. TSM.

Feeling like you’re part guy, because you have the best pickup lines and brag about your conquests. TSM.

People knowing you by your big and expecting great things. TSM

You can call me crazy, or call me a bitch, but don’t you dare call me a “crazy bitch.” TSM.

Never underestimate the power of a perfect profile picture. TSM.

Ruining your ex-boyfriends life from hundreds of miles away. TSM.