Thinking of Lorelai and Rory Gilmore as big and little. TSM.

University officials calling and asking you about the massive amounts of glitter leftover from bid day. TSM.

Planning your outfit around your hickeys. TSM.

Feeling relieved when a girl in letters walks toward you the minute your class is assigned a group project. TSM.

If you haven’t been sent to standards at least once, then you’re a boring person. TSM.

“Wait, who is her big?” TSM.

Buying Daddy a present after a big shopping spree to ease the pain of the bill. TSM.

The transition from calling them PNMs to GDIs once recruitment is over. TSM.

I’m too pretty to be a feminist. TSM.

Spending more energy making sure your notes look pretty than you do making sure they’re good notes. TSM.

Refusing to hook up with pledges even when you are one. TSM.

I can’t remember the last time I was that drunk, but I know it was three days ago. TSM.

Settling down with a boyfriend so your little won’t have daddy issues. TSM.

Throwing your letters up when you pass a toll road camera. TSM.

Only wearing white after Labor Day for ritual. TSM.

Graduation becoming infinitely easier when you find out that law school has formals too. TSM.

That one guy in each fraternity that you make out with while drunk. TSM.

Having the prettiest pledges do the tasks involving other chapters. TSM.

Your mom using a wine tasting at the yacht club as incentive for you to come home. TSM.

Planning your fall wedding around bid day. TSM.