Taking full advantage of the free drinks in first class. TSM.

Having the biggest hat at the horse race. TSM.

Your cookbook having more recipes for cocktails than for food. TSM.

Having a collection of fake IDs to pass on to your future littles and grandlittles. TSM.

Shamelessly flirting with an ex’s pledge brother. TSM.

Always having the latest copy of Good Housekeeping on your coffee table. TSM.

Chasing a passive aggressive email with a glass of wine. TSM.

Is it dirty rushing if she’s your biological sister? TSM.

So reckless and free, that I’ve got GreekRanks on me. TSM.

WWJD: What Would Jackie Do? TSM.

Blair Waldorf would be proud. TSM.

Church service Sunday morning. Bottle service Saturday night. TSM.

Making a Pinterest board for the royal baby. TSM.

Being the HBIC at your summer internship. TSM.

Always judging a book by its cover. TSM.

Not needing to be hazed to feel a connection between your chapter and your sisters. TSM.

Pinning under the influence. TSM.

Forgetting your real ID exists. TSM.

Your little having been number one on your sorority’s bid list and on your rival sorority’s bid list. TSM.

Being the best dressed at someone else’s graduation. TSM.